Possibly the most successful criminal undertaking of all time, the Brick has long been a menace to Marvel Universe heroes and their allies. It's been around since the creation of the Marvel Universe, and yet, for some bizarre reason known only to the creators of the Marvel Universe, Earth's heroes have yet to bring this mortar-bound perpetrator of assault, murder, genetic experimentation, and hate crimes to justice! To fully understand how deep the savagery of this nefarious organization goes, let's take a quick tour of its history.
Spider-Man
The Brick has long been a brutal member of Spidey's rogues for decades now. Just look at these crimes:
Unlawful Genetic Experimentation
He did kind of deserve it, wearing a lab coat to a construction site and all. |
Here, we see a group of bricks, or "wall" as they're colloquially known, emerge from their hiding places at a local construction site and trap a once happy high school student, experiment upon him and transform him into a hideous monstrosity in their own image. The Brick has the audacity to play God with hapless teenagers and yet, no justice has been served. Fortunately for the general Marvel Universe public, it appears the Brick's experiment failed spectacularly and the Brick soon abandoned its scientific ventures.
Murder of Captain George Stacy
We can also add child endangerment to the list of charges. |
Assault, Attempted Murder, and Malicious Homewrecking
This large form of Brick is sometimes codenamed "Cinderblock" |
Criminal Negligence
Truly a heartless group. |
X-men
The Brick has also been a longtime foe of the X-men, however its crimes are often motivated by hate and discriminatory biases in this area.
Aggravated Assault and Hate Crimes
Cyclops falls victim while speaking at a Mutant Rights Rally |
Possible mind control of a hapless civilian into taking the rap for assaulting another one of the X-men |
Another brazen attack on Kitty Pryde, cold-cocking her senseless |
Attacking a disabled man who's just trying to keep the peace. For shame. |
Elsewhere in the Marvel Universe:
Of course, the Brick's violent tendencies are not limited to Spider-man and the seemingly defenseless mutants. They've also been spotted attacking other members of the Marvel universe.
Assault and possible Attempted Rape
Attacking a woman from behind leaves little to the imagination in terms of motive. |
And Now...
Steve Rogers, the World's Top Cop
However, it appears that the Brick has set its anarchic sights a bit higher recently. While images of this attack aren't quite in full detail, it appears the Brick is stepping up to a national threat level, seen here attempting to take out the former Captain America.
Assaulting a Police Officer
The Brick again uses its signature style of attack during a televised interview |
Once again, the Brick uses the guise of an Asgardian god of fear returning in order to perpetrate its crimes unpunished. However, by assaulting a man with the Avengers at his disposal, has the Brick finally gone too far? Will it finally be phased out of existence by new cement and steel constructions? One can only hope that this longtime organization intent on pure evil will finally receive its righteous comeuppance soon.
Clever little article based off of the brick meme started after One Moment in Time. I think you could have taken it farther and tied it into Ben Grimm if you tried.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that the brick also has long standing ties with the Yancy St gang.
ReplyDeleteKeeping that kind of company really speaks to the nature the brick's criminal nature.